I hate myself but I still think I’m better than everybody else
I hate people but I’d love to be in a relationship
I love food but I don’t want to get fat
I want money but dont want a job
look it’s my entire life in a post
if ur ever feeling embarrassed just remember in 2007 i got caught standing in my grandparents fireplace throwing dirt at my feet saying ‘diagon alley’
destielandjohnlock-inthetardis:
i say such sexual and inappropriate things but in reality i’m the biggest virgin you’ll ever meet
And in that moment, I swear we were all Sherlock.
#philosophy of the fanfic writers
(Source: rivercourts)
in case you ever forget how to spell curdled milk’s name i made a handy dandy chart
you can mix and match! (◠ ◡ ◠✿)
its funny because we all know who this is no matter what the combination is
this…….is so helpful when I need some quick combinations
I mean the TARDIS could get in there alright but entropy would bleed her power sources, you see, trap her there until the entire universe decayed back into the quantum foam.
Which would take about… three minutes, give or take.
(Source: bellamyyoung)
i reblog this every single time
(Source: santaprisca)
don’t let the ficwriters see this
What did you say
“Her eyes gleamed in the light like irradiated blue topaz.”
this is the most beautiful list of eye-descriptors i have ever seen in my life
“Her eyes shined like a jewel, sort of a Padparadscha mixed with White Opal Star Shine in the middle.”
who the fuck has padparadscha-coloured eyes
anime characters
(Source: lacylite)
the awkward moment when you keyboard smash and still get
bnehdgehfge cuffbfemgm’s name rightI hate that I still know who you’re talking about